Post 2 - My Life Story

Past:

Hi, my name is Hasanain Memon. I was born on June 15, 2006 in Houston, Texas. A little about me is that I'm a middle child, I was born in the middle of June, which is technically in the middle of the year, and to follow suit, my life so far has been pretty "mid". My parents always said I learned how to walk early on, around 9 months, but the extra experience hasn't done me much good as I'm the clumsiest person I know. My first words were something along the lines of  "Mama" and "Papa". When I was born I had 2 other brother besides my amazing parents to enjoy life with. Life was great until The Monkey came into my life. There was normal brain function in the Memon household until Monkey Numero Cuatro entered. Only Coconut, master of all 4 intellects, could save us from Monkey Numero Cuatro's contagious idiocy. Life went pretty downhill after Monkey Numero Cuatro was born. Many years later, The Coconut was born and The Monkey's idiocy was countervailed with The Coconut's intelligence, so life was no longer a giga-eighth. My childhood was built around education (even though you can't really tell now) and I always had a love for math. I would find myself walking through stores with my parents and constantly doing mental math. I was the top of my class from Pre-K to 3rd grade, and then I moved to a new district and school. Elementary school was an enjoyable part of my life. Middle school years were some very interesting years, but I'm glad to say that my entire being has taken a 180 since then. I don't remember when I went through puberty but it wasn't very wokege. High school has been a doodoo fest since sophomore year, excluding a few months. Life now is, as previously mentioned, "mid", but that's on a good day. On average, life's pretty doodoo. Here's a link to a mental math game I love to play: https://arithmetic.zetamac.com/

Future: 

I plan on graduating in 2024 through Dulles High School. I'm not too sure where I want to go for college but I want to go somewhere that would make my parents proud. I'm also not too sure what field I want to go into either, but business is definitely a possibility. Career wise, the end goal is to possibly start a business of some sort. I want to marry someone who is much smarter than I. I have no clue when or where I want to get married because future me got it. I think 3 kids is ideal. As for names and all that jazz, another future me problem. One thing for sure is that we have at least one cat in the home. My brothers and I have agreed to retire our parents as soon as possible so that's definitely one big goal of mine and something I work towards. I also want to retire relatively early and spend as much time as I can enjoying life to the fullest. Death's also a future me problem so I needn't concern myself with it now.